Wednesday, December 17, 2008

all the bands we listen to are snap bracelet bands

argh! pitchfork... you elusive beast! your coy release of 20 albums that won't be on the year-end top fifty has achieved what it undoubtedly set out to: befuddle me!

ok... so, as i am to understand it, jay reatard, quiet village and women's albums won't be making it onto tomorrow's post. fair enough, i suppose. but you're telling me that dodos - visiter won't be on there?! wait, what?! dept of eagles - in ear park isn't going to cut it?! both best new music? the latter undoubtedly one of the finest albums of the decade? and for what pitchfork? the sake of hipster cool?

pitchfork...if you end up touting some album that you've never even mentioned/reviewed by some band that doesn't technically exist yet as the best of the year...well, you'll be receiving a strongly worded letter.

ryan schreiber... like matthew weiner, you obfuscate for sport.

to convey my emotion i am including a clip from the Robert Culp 1973 classic: OUTRAGE

No comments: